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serega77rovno 30.11.2009 в 14:24


У меня хомяк умер.
- Что, реально умер?
- Нет, бл**ь, со спецэффектами!!!!!

Телефонистка: - номер, который Вы вызываете, не отвечает...
- что, совсем???
- нет, бл**ь, первые две цифры ответили, а остальные молчат!!!!!

Приходит мужик к врачу и высовывает маленький-маленький член.
Врач смотрит на член и спрашивает:
-Жалуетесь?
Мужик:
-Нет бл**ь, хвастаюсь!!!!!

Две коровы на бойне. Одна другой:
- Ой, как тут интересно! А Вы здесь первый раз?
- Нет, бл**ь, второй!!!!!

Начальник - секретарше: - Соберите всех сотрудников на совещание, срочно!
- По селектору?
- Нет бл**ь, через "Одноклассников", так быстрей будет!!!!!

- Милый... у меня две полоски...
- Ты беременна?
- Нет, бл**ь, я бурундук!!!!!

Подходит на рынке мужик к бабке, которая торгует картошкой.
- Бабушка, у вас картошка на посадку?
- Нет, бл**ь, НА ВЗЛЁТ!!!!!!!!



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